An Open Letter to Songwriters

Dear Songwriters:

You do not always have to rhyme "wave your hands in the air" with "like you just don't care." There are numerous alternatives. Here are just a few:

"with savoir faire"

"like a grizzly bear"

"with a chocolate eclair"

"show your pit hair"

"I am a derivative songwriter completely lacking in originality but I just don't care."

Feel free to use these, or any of a thousand other possibilities. Please.

Please.

Love,

Peaceboy

All you death wish addicts, you corrupters of truth
You killers of the spirit, you marauders of youth
Get your hands in the air

This entry was posted on September 23rd, 2010 at 04:49:37 pm by Peaceboy and is filed under Music.

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