I believe today, and by today I mean yesterday, I ran across the worst-reviewed hotel I've seen on the internets. Let's hit on some of the highlights, c/o TripAdvisor - and these are just from the first page of reviews, I was a little too scared to venture further:

“Not the place to stay...”

“Very Poor” (uh, NSFW language)

“Cheapest and not that great"

"Feces on the floor” (Good journalism never buries the lead)

“Unauthorised credit card charge!!!!!!!”

“Pay to Get Scabbies” (this is where I add a "sic" for their speeling)

“One star is more than this deserves”

“Totally Disgusting”

I realize the economy is still marching to the beat of its own doldrums, and many fine American hometowns can get a little blight on 'em. So I guess it's understandable. Except this place is (or was) two short blocks from Rodeo Drive in Beverly Hills.